Hmmmm…

  And so who might be able to help me figure out how my door had managed to escape from me?…

  Ummmm…

  Maybe Woody would be able to help me figure it out?…

  Weeeeeelllllll….; it didn’t seem particularly likely that he’d be able to (since he was presumably always only around doors who didn’t have the ability to fly away from anybody), but I supposed that perhaps it couldn’t hurt to ask him about it once he would arrive later on in the day to install the new door at my abode…

  And so who else might be able to help?…

  Maybe somebody at a library?…

  I mean, that door escaping seemed like something right out of a fictional story!, and so perhaps a librarian would be able to help me figure out what had happened!…

  Okay…; and so now I was going to ask Woody and a librarian…; and so who else would I maybe ask for assistance in this matter?…

  Ummmmmm…

  Maybe detectives?…

  I mean, if they were solving mysteries all the time then maybe they had encountered something crazy like what had happened with my door while they’d been solving some of their mysteries!…

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  Yeah…; that made sense…

  And so then what about going to a palm reader or something?…

  I mean, I didn’t believe that palm readers really had any magic abilities, but I also hadn’t believed that doors could just fly away from houses until my door had flown away from my abode!; and so perhaps a palm reader would be able to figure something out that Woody, a librarian, and some detectives wouldn’t be able to!…

  Okkkkaaaaayyyy…; so now I was planning on asking Woody, a librarian, some detectives, and a palm reader for some assistance in regards to trying to figure out what had happened with my escaping door…; but was there anybody who I should ask for help who I hadn’t thought of yet?…

  Ummmmm…

  Maybe I could go to a magic show and then ask whoever was doing the magic show about my runaway door once the show was over and the performer was free to talk to people?…

  I mean, I had always thought that those “magic” tricks that those performers would do were just them putting on clever performances that didn’t actually involve any magic being done, but perhaps they really did know a thing or 2 about magic!…

  Okay…

  And so now I was going to maybe try n’ talk to a magic show person too…; and so was there anyone else who I should also visit?…

  Ummmmm…

  Well, perhaps some AI geniuses would be able to figure out what had happened with my door!…

  I mean, advancements in AI technology really did seem to be moving at the speed of light!, and so maybe if I were to talk to an AI genius about what had happened then the AI genius would be able to figure out how it had happened super easily!…

  Okay…; and so now I had a bunch of different folks in mind who I could try n’ talk to in hopes that they’d be able to help me figure out how my door had escaped from me, and so maybe now it was time to take a break from thinking about reality for a while…

  Yes…; that seemed like a good idea!…; and so then I decided to go into my abode and pick out a fictional book to read…; and so then before long I had picked out a book, and then I was soon sitting beneath a tree in my front yard and reading the book!…