Josh was ready for today. Alice would be arriving early in the morning, and Josh had pns to make the most of every moment. He even woke up before his 4 AM arm had a chance to go off. Josh sprung out of bed and took a full shower. He needed to do a complete wash and deep condition this morning. Then he would brush along the length of his hair like in the video Alice sent him to make sure it was thick, shiny, and perfect for pulling during sex today. He made sure to use the weird bulb thing Alice sent him that helped clean inside his butt. Josh initially thought the idea of needing to clean inside his body was silly, but he had noticed a distinct ck of itchiness caused by his use of the butt plug ever since he started doing what Alice suggested. Josh blushed as thoughts of his adventures with the butt plug ran through his mind. He’d been using it pretty frequently tely as it was basically his favorite way to masturbate now. He also hadn’t been going to the gym for the past few weeks to give the other members time to forget about his mistakes with the bench press, impromptu strip show, and almost shattering the front door. It definitely wasn’t because he was avoiding any specific person. It was really a way to be fairer towards Alice in their shared routine by doing the same at-home workouts she did. Josh was able to get plenty of stimulus using the resistance bands Alice bought for him. He didn’t even mind that Alice prioritized leg and glute workouts despite ciming to want to grow her chest. After drying from the shower, Josh applied his testosterone gel; one pump on each thigh and one pump on each pec. The bottle felt like it was starting to run out. Thankfully Josh was able to get a few extras from the same guy he got all of Alice’s dextrose bags and supplies from. The guy even gave Josh the bottles for free. All Josh needed to do was promise to have dinner with the guy in the future. They sealed the deal with an awkwardly long hug. Free testosterone in exchange for a future free meal seemed like a no-brainer. Josh now had plenty of testosterone to help him achieve peak masculinity. Some people might argue that skipping out on the gym for the past few weeks would hurt Josh’s physique, but Josh knew what he was doing. He was in a bulk phase. He’d already put on ten extra pounds ever since he started eating more, lifting less, and, of course, adding more testosterone. He also increased his growth hormone peptide dosage to maximize muscle building despite. He was going to be in peak condition for Alice’s pleasure. Josh noticed the gel finished drying, so he applied Alice’s NBE cream to the same areas and massaged it in. While the cream soaked into his skin, Josh brushed his teeth so that Alice would have no reservations about making out as soon as possible. He also decided to skip breakfast so that he wouldn’t feel weighed down by all the food. Josh made it out the door by 6 AM; exactly as he pnned. He was at the airport by 7 AM; ready and waiting for his girlfriend to see the new and improved him. Josh managed to convince Alice that he had a big surprise prepared for her next visit. He’d been excused from taking any update photos or measurements until they saw each other in person. He wanted his powerful, masculine pheromones to combine with the rger body he’d built up to hit Alice all at once to maximize the effect. Josh got a message thirty minutes ter from Alice. BustBunnyBABE!I’M SO SORRY JawshWhat? What’s wrong? You’re still coming right? BustBunnyOf course I’m still coming! But I pulled up to the airport, went through security, and then realized I totally got the time wrong on the flight. JawshWhat!? BustBunnyI thought I could get changed to an earlier flight, but they’ve all been full. I can’t believe I just remembered to message you. I’m really sorry *hysterical crying* JawshOh…so. When are you coming in? BustBunnyMy flight is scheduled to nd at 7PM. I’m going to keep trying to come earlier though. JawshI’m not sure I can wait all day though. I’m supposed to work the day shift today like you and my boss pnned. BustBunnyYeah, no, I totally understand. This is my fault. I can text Fred and expin everything to him if you wind up te this morning or something. JawshIt should be fine. Ever since that weird talk I had with the guy, he’s been really x letting me come in te without docking my pay or anything. BustBunnyYou’re a lucky guy. Ugh, ok. I’ll make sure to message you if anything changes, but don’t worry about me or anything. I can catch a taxi to your house if you’re not avaible. JawshI should be able to leave work early and still make it. BustBunnyYou’re the best babe! *heart* —————————————— Josh made it to work with plenty of time to spare. He was a little disappointed that all his hard work of making himself perfectly presentable this morning was going to go to waste after sving over a hot pizza oven for the next several hours. Work was fine though. Despite the strange meeting he’d had with his boss about liking the night shift, Josh was working the day shift again as he had a couple of times the past few weeks. Alice told him this was part of the arrangement she and his boss came to when discussing the best way for Josh to have time to spend with Alice during her visit. Josh didn’t mind the day shift too much. The other employees mostly kept to themselves. Except for st week when Josh’s boss changed the signs on the bathrooms from man and woman to both being gender neutral. Josh was there that day and got a bunch of weird looks from the other workers the entire time. His boss kept awkwardly smiling at him and giving him a thumbs up after making the change. Today, things were perfectly normal. The orders and customers came in slowly, so Josh spent most of his time sending Alice cute memes and flirtacious messages while she waited in the airport. The store got a phone call five minutes before Josh’s shift ended. “Hello?” Josh answered.“J-yes, fantastic,” it was his boss speaking, “I’m gd I caught you.” “What’s up?” “I’m sorry to call you this te, but I need you to stay at the store for a bit longer.” “Why? My shift is almost over.” “John, you remember John? He had a family emergency and won’t be able to come in for the beginning of the te shift. I’ve been calling and texting some others to see if they can come in, so you don’t have to pull too much overtime.” “Dude, I was about to leave to pick up my girlfriend from the airport.” “That was today? Oh, well, that’s important, definitely. But, you see,” his boss paused, “technically, while it’s totally fine given your circumstances, you have had a number of te starts recently and those get filed into the corporate system.” “I thought you said it was fine if I came in a few minutes te though.” “It is! It is absolutely fine. But, the thing is, the system automatically sends me a report and I have to log disciplinary action or else the company dictates you could be fired.” “Fired?” Josh excimed, “you can’t fire me!” “Of course I don’t want to fire you,” his boss nervously spouted, “I can mark the overtime as the disciplinary action and the ste will get wiped clean more or less.” “So I need to stay here or else I get fired?” “I wouldn’t put it so bluntly, but it would be best if you stayed until I found someone to cover the rest of the shift.” Josh couldn’t believe this. He hung up the phone and returned to the front of the store. He sent Alice a quick message about being deyed, but he didn’t get a response back. Josh had to stay at work for another three hours before his useless boss found somebody to take over. Alice never replied to him the entire time. He scrolled back through their messages and saw Alice mentioned catching a taxi to his house, so he decided the best course of action was to wait for her there. Josh was still awake pying video games at midnight when he heard a knock at the door. Alice dragged herself and her bags into Josh’s apartment and colpsed onto his bed. Josh said quietly, “Alice, are you okay?” Alice let out a wailing groan as she started ripping her clothes from her body. Josh was uncertain if this was a signal for him to do the same considering Alice smelled a little ripe and had tears streaming down her face. “I have had the worst day! The stupid airport let me check in twelve hours early for my stupid flight. I spent hours trying to get on earlier flights, but they were all booked. Then I had to eat some nasty airport food for lunch because I’d been up since 3 AM and hadn’t eaten all day. I thought everything was going to be fine when one of the attendants told me the terminals at the front of the airport could access seats better than the terminals after security. But, when I got to the front, they told me that they actually had the same access as the people after security and that, by leaving before my pne arrived, I’d forfeited my seat. So I had to book an even ter flight!” Alice took a breath and continued. “I made it back through security for my new flight before realizing that my checked luggage was still on the first flight which had just left. I figured I’d be able to still collect my bags at the final destination, so that was a whole other debacle to worry about ter. Anyways, I’m finally on a pne and I’m set to arrive only an hour or so te when the captain announces they screwed up the de-icing procedure and needed to taxi us back to the gate to do it again. They wouldn’t let us leave the pne though, so I was stuck in between this old dy and some sort of sweaty guy for another twenty minutes before the captain came back on the radio to tell us we were now way behind schedule and had to wait for six other flights to take off.” “Which means I was sitting on the pne for over forty more minutes! Forty minutes; just sitting there. We got into the air and, honestly, the rest of the flight was peachy by comparison. But then I nd and I try turning my phone on only to realize that I never turned it off! So my phone battery was completely dead. The airport didn’t have any of those rental chargers, so I bought one from the gift shop and tried plugging it in, but it charged so slowly that I was barely able to get the phone to turn on at one percent before I had to move on.” “I decided to go find my luggage. I check the carousel first and didn’t find it. I was pretty confident they wouldn’t have left my bag spinning around for hours. I found a worker, who was super rude and unhelpful, who eventually got me in front of the baggage handler people. They had to call a bunch of offices in the other airport and they eventually told me that my luggage never even got on the first pne! It was still sitting in Canada!” “Which means, get this, I was now being charged a disposal fee from the Canadian airport. I had to pay a hundred dolrs to not get my bag. Which, sure, I didn’t lose anything besides the bag since I only wanted a big suitcase to bring back any gifts and stuff I bought while I was here and everything else fit in my carry-ons, but it still sucked!” “I was done with everything, but my phone was stuck at only ten percent power even after all that time. I think the charger they sold me was basically already empty or something. I considered buying another one, or even two, just to get me by, but that stupid disposal fee was weighing on my mind and I just wanted to come see you, so I said, “fuck it,” and went outside to find a regur taxi instead of risking my phone dying in the middle of a rideshare service.” “The taxi driver didn’t speak any English or French, so I wasn’t even sure I was going to get to the right address. He kept singing some random stuff on his radio completely out of tune. At one point, I’m pretty sure I smelled him light up a joint or something right before putting down all the windows.” Alice covered her face with her hands and let out another groan. “I’m just so tired. I’ve been awake for, like, an entire day, and I just wanna go to sleep.” Alice suddenly flopped back into the bed and cocooned herself in Josh’s covers. Josh stood still after the onsught of emotion he’d endured. A few moments passed and Josh heard the sound of slow, deep breathing. He walked to the side of the bed and peeked at Alice underneath the covers. She was asleep. “How the hell did she fall asleep that fast?” Josh thought to himself. This was absurd. He didn’t get a chance to say anything or do anything and she was knocked out. Josh felt his eyes blinking rapidly in total shock. He wandered out of his bedroom and y on the couch. —————————— The next morning, Josh knew exactly what he needed to do. He prepared a delicious breakfast of toast, bacon, some scrambled eggs, and fresh pancakes with maple syrup. He’d been able to spend some time practicing his cooking skills over the st few weeks thanks to not going to the gym as often. However, despite the delectable aroma wafting throughout the apartment, Alice wasn’t budging. Josh went in to check on her on a number of occasions and all he noticed was her rolling around into different positions. This was ridiculous. Josh waited for access to his girlfriend for as long as he could, but Alice stayed asleep. At work, Josh was constantly checking his phone for messages from Alice, but he heard nothing. Work went well enough. Josh made sure to get there a few minutes early to ensure he wouldn’t get any more surprise overtime. When he got back home, he saw that the food was all gone. The pancakes, the eggs, the bacon; it was like a man lost in the woods for weeks came upon Josh’s feast and tore through the kitchen like a wild animal. Josh ran into the bedroom hoping this meant Alice was avaible. She was still asleep. Josh looked around the room and noticed the bathroom seemed different. She’d obviously done something in here because she rudely tore down Josh’s safety trash bag from the mirror. Josh gred at Alice’s sleeping form. She looked so peaceful. Josh was furious. He was left to spend the rest of the day pumping, taking pills, giving himself shots, and pying video games all by himself. Then he slept on his own couch for the second night in a row. Another day of Alice’s visit wasted. ——————— Josh woke up to the smell of bacon. That was weird; he could’ve sworn he cooked all of it yesterday. He rolled off the couch and stumbled into the kitchen. He saw Alice, looking bright and chipper, standing at the stove as music pyed. She spun around and saw him standing there. “You’re awake!” She said. Alice bounced over to Josh and wrapped him into a big hug. A part of Josh wished Alice had lifted him a bit higher from the ground; to relieve his stiff joints of course. Alice spun back around to the stove and flipped something. Josh thought to himself, “Pancakes?” Weird again. He knew for a fact that he used all of the milk yesterday. He scratched his head in contemption. He must have been confused. Alice started talking, “I am feeling so much better today. I woke up completely refreshed and with a new perspective.” Josh watched as Alice turned the oven off and carried two ptes of food to the kitchen table. He noticed there was already fresh orange juice and some sads arranged. “Where the hell did she find juice?” Josh wondered. He sat down on the table with a confused look on his face. Alice sat across from him. “So,” Alice said, “my pns for today are to go to that lovely mall you showed me the first trip. I want to get a few clothes, pick you up some things for the stuff I have pnned ter this week, and get a new suitcase.” Alice started devouring her food. “Sound good?” she asked. Josh picked up his fork and cut into the pancakes. “Yeah, sure,” he replied. Alice beamed at them which caused the rest of Josh to finish waking up. He smiled back at her and enjoyed the delicious meal she made for him. When they were done eating, Alice insisted they collect fresh measurements. Josh stripped down to his underwear and proudly dispyed his upgraded body. He hadn’t actually seen himself in weeks, but he was confident the testosterone did its job well. Alice’s eyes widened and her mouth dropped. “Holy shit,” she said. Josh smirked and struck a cssic heroic pose. “I know, right?” he said. “I told you this would be an epic reveal.” Alice walked forward and slid her hands up Josh’s legs, along his side, and over his chest. Josh let out a small gasp as Alice’s fingers danced across the top of his pecs. They were probably extra sensitive from the dextrose infusions he practiced on himself st week. “I’m lost for words babe,” Alice stated. Her hands made it up to Josh’s hair. He knew she would be stunned by this. His hair hung down past his shoulder bdes and was now jet bck. He’d forgotten that this was his original hair color when he was a baby. It was crazy how things could change from a simple thing like using shampoo and staying out of the sun. Josh moved to grasp Alice by the waist to pull her forward. At that moment, Alice pulled away and dashed back to the bedroom. She emerged with a measuring tape. “We’ve got to get numbers for everything!” That made sense to Josh. “Sounds good to me,” he said, “I’ve definitely put on a few pounds since you st saw me.” “A few pounds? Babe, you look so different it’s crazy!” Alice moved Josh around and collected his measurements. She continued talking as she worked, “I was pnning on getting you a few outfits so we could take some nice photos this trip, but it’s looking like you need a whole new wardrobe.” Josh replied, “My stuff still fits me fine. My pants and my t-shirts were already kind of loose to begin with.” Alice shook her head. “A body like yours deserves nicer clothes than gym shorts and t-shirts babe. I’m talking new underwear, some sporty wear that fits better, probably a few accessories, and definitely new bras.” Josh started to feel uncomfortable at the mention of the bra. Alice finished typing his measurements in her phone and began measuring herself. Josh started to put his clothes back on. He said, “I mean, I could get some sports bras. I’ve been doubling up on the ones I have, but they can get pretty tight.” “That makes sense,” Alice replied, “ We will definitely get you some better fitting ones. You’re going to need the support during some of the adventures I have pnned.” “Oh really?” Alice giggled as she typed in her measurements. “It’s a surprise babe. Trust me, we’re going to have the best week ever.” Josh was gd to hear that. Although, he was a little disappointed Alice wasn’t immediately jumping on top of him from seeing him naked. It was clear she thought he was way sexier than before, but he wanted her to be overwhelmed with passion. “Okay,” Alice spoke, “I’m currently at forty-eight inches on my hips, so no big changes there. Thirty-five inches on my waist; that’s very exciting.” She paused for dramatic effect. “My chest is thirty-eight inches and my bust is forty-four inches which means I’m now a thirty-eight double-D!” Josh thought Alice had always been a double-D considering how rge her numbers were, but she seemed to think this was a new accomplishment. “Congratutions babe!” he said. “I mean, it’s not much, and I’m still nowhere close to my goal,” Alice started to ramble, “also it’s mainly from my diet changes and the exercise helping me lose weight. It’s not like my boobs actually got much bigger than they already were.” Josh saw an opportunity. “I guess NBE doesn’t work for everyone. The dom stuff is looking like your st hope.” Alice nodded her head. “Yeah, if the induced ctation doesn’t help me, then I don’t think anything will.” She shook her head and put a smile back on her face. “Still, this is good news. There’s never anything wrong with getting healthier.” Josh nodded his head, “Exactly. Being healthy is good for surgery as well.” “Anyways,” Alice said, “your numbers are crazy to me! I’ll have to tell the dies in the discord about our routine because it’s clearly working for you.” Josh cocked his head to the side. “What do you mean?” he asked. Alice looked at him with big, bright eyes. She said, “You are sitting at a thirty-four-inch chest and a thirty-eight-inch bust!” Alice left the statement hanging in the air. Josh still wasn’t certain what all the numbers meant, but he was happy to hear his chest got rger despite him not working out as much. “That’s great,” Josh said with an awkward smile. “Great? Babe, this is amazing!” Alice replied. She wrapped Josh in another big hug and lifted him from the ground. Josh smiled and let his body go limp into Alice’s arms. This was the good stuff. Alice put him back down and pulled Josh’s face up for a big kiss. This was the really good stuff. Alice started to speak, “Actually, this is sort of the perfect segue for something I was thinking about earlier. I know you’re not super into shopping and clothes, but I was thinking about your bras, and how there are some cute tops that look nice with different bras…” Josh kept a goofy grin on his face as he watched Alice continue to ramble about measurements and cups and hormones. Alice was in one of her talking moods, so he figured it was in his best interest to let her talk herself out while he lived in the bliss of being held by his beautiful girlfriend. Part of Josh briefly wondered if they should mention the gynecomastia and the testosterone before realizing that it would be better if Alice thought they was getting naturally more manly through sheer willpower alone. Alice suddenly froze and stared at Josh with wide open eyes. It seemed like she was expecting him to say something. Josh had no clue what Alice had been saying before this. Something about shopping maybe? “Um,” he said, “we should probably get moving to the mall.” Alice smiled. “Of course,” she replied, “we definitely need to go. But, about my idea…” She trailed off again. Josh wracked his brain to try and recall hearing any ideas Alice said in her rantings. They came up empty. “Yeah, totally. I think it’s a great idea babe,” He said. Alice nodded her head. Alice’s face lit up. “You really think so? I mean, obviously you’ll look stunning, but I don’t want to force you into anything too soon. Not that doing this really means anything. It’s just for fun, right?” He had no clue what he’d signed them up for. Part of him hoped it was some new sex thing Alice wanted to try. He pstered a grin on their face. “Yeah, it’s just fun.” Alice wrapped Josh into a big hug. She said, “It’s settled then.” Alice grabbed her bags and walked to the front door to put her shoes on. “Let’s get moving!” Alice excimed, “We’ve got some important shopping to do!” Josh felt a nervous twinge in the back of his mind. He really hoped he wouldn’t regret this ter. As expected, all Alice did at the mall was go on another incomprehensible shopping spree. Josh’s job seemed to be standing still while Alice held clothes up in the air and made comments about shrinking and losing weight or fabric patterns and materials. It all went completely over Josh’s head, but Alice always seemed happy with what he said. He made sure to nod along and make it sound like Alice wasn’t spouting gibberish for hours on end. He couldn’t wait for this stupid excursion to be over. As Alice dragged him into yet another store that seemed to have the same selection as the st three hundred stores, Josh reframed their first shopping trip in his mind. He was obviously very fortunate he’d been able to essentially bckout the first time. He wished he knew how he did it so he could do it on purpose now and wake up when something relevant was happening. Next, Alice pulled him into a sporting goods store. Josh’s interest piqued when he noticed the exercise equipment. He wandered towards it and scoped out the different machines and weights. This could be his solution to the Gym Bro problem….the gym problem. Because it was the gym Josh had a problem with; not any specific person at the gym. It was the entire atmosphere. And there were really too many attractive women and he didn’t need them fawning over him and Alice getting jealous because that wouldn’t be good for Josh. Because of the gym. Josh shook his head and refocused on the equipment. There was one machine that seemed to be able to handle all sorts of different exercises. He could use it for squats, chest exercises, arm exercises, rowing, and even hip thrusts. The only problem was the price tag. There was no way Josh would be able to afford this without getting a second job. An idea popped into Josh’s mind. Alice liked working out at home, and she seemed more than capable with handling frivolous expenses if it involved NBE. Maybe he could convince her that she needed this machine in her life which would necessitate her getting him an identical machine so they could continue to stay on the same routine. “Babe?” He heard Alice’s voice. He turned his head and noticed she was standing next to him. She reached her hand forward and poked at the giant apparatus. “I’m guessing you’re starting to come around to the idea of home workouts,” she said. “Maybe a little,” Josh replied. Alice pursed her lips and crossed her arms as she continued to inspect the machine. She said, “It would be nice having this many options avaible in your home. Only problem is I definitely don’t have the space for it at my pce. And it would be dumb for me to store it at your pce when I’d only get to use it a few times every few months during a visit.” Josh felt his hopes fall. Alice was obviously talking herself out of the idea before he had a chance to give it to her. Alice continued, “Of course, if we had a new pce together, then I could see this being a good investment.” Josh wasn’t sure he heard that correctly. “Did you just ask me to move in with you?” Josh asked. Alice turned on her heels to face Josh. She threw her hands in the air and starting waving them fervidly. “No no no no, I wouldn’t. I mean, not yet. I was just thinking out loud.” Josh smirked. Alice was totally thinking about moving in with him. He imagined a life where he got to lounge around in the home pying video games while Alice was at work. His job would be delivering her sexual pleasure every night. “Babe, it’s okay,” Josh said, “I’m teasing you.” He watched Alice slowly calm herself down. Her chest was rising and falling rapidly. Josh figured he should probably comfort her more. He moved forward and patted her on the shoulder. “Seriously,” he continued, “I know moving in together is future stuff. Let’s enjoy our time together right now.” In his head, Josh finished the statement with, “by going back home and fucking until our bodies can’t move anymore.” Alice chuckled and scratched her head. “You got me good babe.” She took a deep breath. “Okay, let’s go over to the sports bras.” Josh obediently followed his girlfriend to look at more clothing. He stood behind Alice as she sifted through the racks of nearly identical looking bras. She pulled one out that had molded cups and thrust it into Josh’s hands. Josh immediately began to panic. This couldn’t be happening again. Alice said, “I think this one might help you better than wearing two bras at the same time.” Josh looked down at the garment sitting in his shaking hands. “Are you sure?” he asked. “Because I don’t want to draw attention to my chest or anything. And these kind of already look like boobs.” “Oh, yeah,” Alice said, “This would be for wearing at home. It should be comfortable while also giving support. That’s what the molded cups are for. It’s like I was saying at the house. Remember?” Josh knew this was a trap. She totally knew he had no clue what she may or may not have talked about at the house in her rantings about feminine clothing. His best bet was to agree to whatever she was talking about if he didn’t want to spoil his chance at a prize ter. “What you said, right. Yeah, I was just worried that this one might not work. I’ve tried a lot of different sports bras, so I have a specific set of criteria.” Alice nodded in agreement. “Good point,” she said, “Let me see if I can find something that works for you.” She knelt back down to the bottom of the rack and pulled off a few other bras in different styles. She thrust those into Josh’s arms as well. “Let’s try these then and see which ones you like.” Alice strutted over to the fitting rooms with a bewildered Josh in tow. He was supposed to get himself out of trying bras on in front of his girlfriend, but now he needed to try on even more. Alice insisted on joining him inside the fitting room to evaluate the bras and how they looked. Josh told himself it was fine because that meant he didn’t need to look at himself in the mirror. Alice asked him to jump up and down and spin around while wearing each bra. She asked him a bunch of questions about how they felt. Josh needed this to be over as soon as possible. Thanks to his brilliant technique of saying everything was wonderful as long as the bra wasn’t digging into his skin, Josh was able to get out of the store in less than ten minutes. Alice only bought him another six bras. Josh made sure she kept the receipt, so he could sneak back to make some returns after Alice went back home. After taking a break for lunch in the food court, the rest of their mall excursion was only as painful as the first part. Alice dragged Josh to all sorts of stores while talking about clothes and fashion. He thought she was buying him some new shoes when she had his feet measured in one of the stores, but she ended up only buying herself some heels. When they walked into a swimwear store, Josh thought he was about to be rewarded with seeing his girlfriend in some sexy bikinis, but she didn’t try anything on. She looked at the tags, grabbed the items she wanted, and walked out the store in less than five minutes. Josh couldn’t believe it. The one time he actually wanted Alice to take a while and she was done in five minutes or less. Alice did the same thing in the lingerie store. She walked in, gnced at a few items, made a purchase, and got out. Josh didn’t have enough time to see what Alice was even buying. At least, with the lingerie store, he hoped that he would get to see what Alice bought back at home when they finally got to making love. When they finally returned to Josh’s apartment, Alice commanded Josh to make them some weird pasta dish. Thankfully, Alice had a recipe printed out for Josh to follow. He was a little surprised to find that he already had all the ingredients he needed considering he couldn’t remember buying half of the stuff. Alice disappeared into the bedroom with her six million shopping bags and new suitcases while Josh made dinner. When he announced everything was ready an hour ter, all he got as a thank you was a “Thanks so much babe! This looks delicious,” from Alice before they sat down to eat. Josh chewed his food and let his mind wander as Alice started rambling about a host of topics. He mindlessly cleaned up the dishes as Alice continued steamrolling him with her words. She was talking about cartoons one minute and space travel the next minute. It felt like hours had passed by the time they finished showering and got in bed even though it was surprisingly early for the night. “You really don’t need to wear that,” he heard Alice say. Josh replied, “What?” “The bra,” Alice pointed at Josh’s chest, “I know I suggested you could wear bras in the house for support and shaping, but you don’t need to wear it in bed.” Josh looked down at his chest. He was wearing the neon green sports bra with molded cups that Alice picked out for him earlier that day. He hated to admit that it was far more comfortable to wear than squeezing himself into two sports bras. It didn’t seem to do much when it came to compressing his chest down, but he enjoyed that it prevented him from feeling the weight and jiggle of his chest as he moved. “I guess I can take it off,” Josh said. He figured he couldn’t feel himself jiggling while he was asleep anyways. Maybe sleeping in a bra every night was silly. Josh returned the discarded garment to his dresser. He’d learned that Alice rearranged all of his clothes while he was busy making dinner earlier. He was a little annoyed that she could be so inconsiderate at destroying his current system which involved putting clothes in whatever drawer they happened to fit in. Now, every drawer had a specific type of clothing that went inside. The top drawer was for his bras. A voice whispered in Josh’s mind, “When did we get so many of these things?” The next drawer contained the new underwear Alice bought for him as well as his gym shorts. The voice whispered again, “Where did our other underwear go?” Josh pced the sports bra neatly into the drawer and returned to bed. He only needed to suffer through the confusion of Alice’s system for another week. That couldn’t be right. Josh counted the days in his head. Alice had already been here for three days, but he hadn’t had a single orgasm. They’d only shared a few, chaste kisses today. This was absurd. Josh’s testosterone levels should have been off the charts, but Alice wasn’t responding at all. Now, his brain was so tired from all her nonsensical bbber that he wasn’t sure if he wanted to do anything with her tonight. He needed to do something. He needed to fix this. He adjusted himself in bed and leaned towards Alice. She was pying some silly pixeted game on her phone. Josh waited for his energy to reach her. Then he poked her arm. “Mhmm?” Alice said. Her eyes didn’t leave the phone screen. Josh needed to step things up. “Are you in the mood for the night of your life?” He asked suavely. Alice chortled. That wasn’t the reaction he was expecting. At least she stopped staring at the stupid phone and looked at him. “Babe, you’re sweet, but I think I’m going to try going to sleep early. We have a big day tomorrow.” “Not more shopping I hope.” Alice’s shoulders slumped. “It was a lot today,” Alice said, “and I know you’re not as excited about shopping as I am.” She readjusted in the bed and smiled again. “Don’t worry, you’re going to absolutely love tomorrow.” “What’s tomorrow?” “It’s a surprise!” “I know, but st time you surprised me I ended up with my own cum in my mouth.” Alice’s smile dropped. “Oh,” she said quietly, “No, I didn’t mean like that.” He interrupted, “It’s just that, it’s been three days already, and I feel like we haven’t gotten much done. I don’t want you to waste your trip or run out of time before we can do everything.” Alice turned in bed and grasped Josh’s hands. “I know I messed up babe. I’m super sorry about that. But I’m going to make it up to you in these next few days.” “How?” Alice’s grin returned. “Okay, well, tomorrow is still a surprise. I can tell you it’s going to be a super fun adventure. Then I have us scheduled for a spa day the day after.” “Spa day?” “Of course! We’re going to need it after all the stuff we do tomorrow.” Josh liked the sound of that. He imagined lovemaking so passionate their bodies needed to recover for an entire day. Alice continued, “I also have another special surprise for that evening. First, we’ll go to the fancy restaurant I mentioned earlier, and then, there’s, well, let’s just say it’s something I know you’ll enjoy.” “Okay.” “On day six, I figured you could take me fishing in the morning and then we could rex at home during the saline infusions.” Josh perked up. “Yes! I haven’t been fishing in forever. We’ll get up extra early so we can try a few different spots. I’m going to catch you something delicious. Maybe even a shark!” “Oh my goodness! I completely forgot!” Alice rolled out of bed and dug into her small suitcase. She pulled out a long, ft, and crinkly pstic bag. Josh jumped a little when Alice opened the bag and air rushed inside. She pulled out a small stuffed shark. Josh’s brain connected the dots. “It’s the blue shark toy you showed me,” he said. Alice grinned proudly. “Yep! And now you have one too. Josh took hold of the little shark toy and admired it. This was a wonderful gift. Alice climbed back into bed. “I told you I would get you one. I actually bought it a while ago, but I wanted to deliver it to you in person and see your reaction. Is it okay?” “Of course it’s okay,” Josh replied. He felt something wet in the corner of his eye and wiped it away. He looked into Alice’s face. She was so beautiful; Josh couldn’t help but smile. He leaned over and wrapped his arms around Alice for a big hug. She returned a comforting, firm squeeze. “Thank you so much,” Josh said. “I’m gd you like it.” They broke from the hug. Alice said, “Anyways, where was I?” “Day six.” “Right, on day six we’ll do fishing. No, wait, I already said that. Day seven I wanted to stay inside and py with each other as much as possible before your shift at work.” Josh’s mouth dropped. First she gave him a lovely shark gift and now she hit him with the best idea ever. This woman was incredible. Alice continued, “I know you’ve been feeling a bit bummed about not getting a chance to hike, so I found a neat trail north of here we could go to. There’s also a seafood buffet nearby that I thought would be a tasty reward for finishing the hike.” Josh squealed, and Alice’s face got even brighter. “Then, maybe not the biggest climax for the trip, but it was the only time they had avaible that worked with the rest of the schedule. I scheduled a boat ride for the early afternoon! I think it’ll be us with a couple other people, but the website said we’d see alligators.” Josh chuckled. He said, “I guess alligators are pretty novel things for you in Canada.” Alice blushed. Josh wasn’t sure he’d ever seen her blush before. Alice said, “It might not be the biggest surprise for you, but I thought it would be another fun adventure for us.” Josh realized his mistake. “Of course it’ll be fun. Boat rides are always fun.” Alice smiled. She replied, “Then, yeah, we’ll do the boat ride on day nine. And day ten I’ll probably just want to make sure I’m all packed up and ready to go that evening. Don’t worry, I double-checked this time and already set three arms.” “It sounds like you’ve got everything pnned perfectly.” “I tried,” Alice chuckled nervously, “I really wanted this trip to be special. You were talking about your big surprise, so I wanted to match your energy, you know?” Josh smiled broadly, “consider it matched. I’m super excited to go fishing and hiking with you. And I’m very excited for our day of py.” He finished his statement with a cssic smoldering look. Alice shoved him slightly and giggled. “You’re so silly babe,” she said as she ughed. They settled down and slid under the covers. Alice wrapped her arms around Josh, and Josh wrapped his arms around his new shark toy. A quiet voice whispered in Josh’s mind as he fell asleep, “Why did we stop pying with cute toys?”