The next chapter is going to be a longer one and more dialog with some crazy characters.
“Moooooo…MOOOOOOOOOO”, as a couple of scaled cows gather around Rain’s poo covered body. Sounds of loud farts and drips blocked out the sounds of the rooster’s crowing. Rain’s body face down in the pooled up cow mud.
“Ugghh…”, Rain opens his eyes but even before that the smell overwhelmed him causing him to past out.
-3 hours later-
The sun is setting in the east, gradually turns to dusk, the cows standing it a circle. As someone approaches the herd, a farmer in a weird getup composing of a floral green pattern robe with dark green overalls.
“Why are my quiqui in circle? “stated a mage-like farmer in a depressed tone “Why is that mud pile so big, I really need to stop feeding them that low quality sh**.”
As the farmer turns around back towards his home. Rain proceeds to wake up for the Nth time of rapid fainting for horrendous stench. He turns on his back wiping off his face, using the very short time of awareness, quickly looking at his hands.
{
Public class Rain: UserForm, OtherWorldlyForm
string name = “Rain”;
string race = “Human”
……Skipping all of the useless data
boolean smell = true;
Console [ smell = false;]
}
Rain quickly got up like he was smelling roses or a newborn baby.
(Thank god that I got that ability and that Peerless Insight)
-Ding-
As the notification pops up, Rain clicks it which this displays the following.
The sudden movement of rain causes the scaled cows or Quiqui to frighten. Thus resulting in a stampede towards the farmer’s house. Just right before a dull white light shone thru the tall grass, the Quiqui fell to the ground with a loud thump.
“Who goes there…I know you’re out there come out or you would have to face me, Joven.” [Joven]
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Being as scared as cat, Rain quickly stand up with his hand up,” Ooook…don’t shoot I’m unarmed.” In that very instant, that same dull light hit Rain. “This…F***in farmer lied…” Rain went down face first into the muddy slop.
-Next Morning-
“……”, pitch black darkness, “Where am I…?” Slowly remembering the past events rain gains a fiery passion of hate for some unknown farmer. “**** farmer where the **** are you.”
“Hey, do you kiss your mother with that mouth. You’re lucky I didn’t let you drown in that mud pie. What’s your name, boy?” [Joven]
Rain realized that he was laying on a bed face first, slightly turning his face to the side to see Joven’s face which was similar to the scaled cows.
“My name is Rain. Are you a demon? Why are you herding your own kind that is weird?” [ Rain]
Looking at rain with a shocked face that quickly turn to an angry one. “Rain your as rude as you are racist. To your understanding my mother was not a Quiqui but a minotaur.”
